Babel Fish FTW!

Go to Babel Fish and have things translated into English. The translator sucks, so you get some hilarious results like:

(I enjoy translating to Japanese)

In English: Hit me baby, one more time
Translated: The baby, hit once more in me

In English: Good night good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow.
Translated: Does to be completed is completed division is that kind of sweet sorrow cripes cripes

In English: I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
Translated: I've obtained the bundle where the coconut is beautiful (Coconuts are hot, dude!)

In English: I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok. I sleep all night and I work all day
Translated: I'm lumberjack and I'm ok. I work all night sleep, 1 Japan and China (How did Japan and China come into this???)

In English: Always look on the bright side of life
Translated: Always glance of the surface whose life is bright. (Eh... Close enough)

In English: I'm just a sweet transvestite (This should be good)
Translated: I'm exactly sweet dress inversion person (Not as good as I thought...)

In English: From transsexual Transylvania
Translated: From Transylvania of sex reversal (lulz)

In English: I'm a chunky monkey from Funky Town
Translated: I'm fan key from town the rear end the monkey which is done (My town is located in a monkey's ass.)

In English: Banana Hammock
Translated: Hammock of banana

In English: Fuck the world
Translated: The world have sexual intercourse (ROFLMAO)

In English: I like to move it move it
Translated: I like the fact that it moves that of movement

WARNING: This next one is NSFW. You have been warned.

























In English: Go suck your mother's cock, you pig fucking bastard.
Translated: Your mother' which it inhales; Do; The male of s it is the coarse item of sexual intercourse of the chicken and the cover. (.....Whut?)














Truly, I am having too much fun for my own good.