As Our Youth Gets Dumber

The youth of today are nothing but bumbling idiots.

This statement has been made many times, mostly by adults ages 40 - 60, therefor, no one really pays attention to what they say. Apparently anyone over 39 is too old and don't know what they're talking about and (I'm not shitting you, someone actually said this to me once) "Older people are just jealous that we're younger, more beautifuler and waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay smarter!"

Smarter my ass. Maybe if a 15 year old says it, they'll listen:
THE YOUTH OF TODAY ARE NOTHING BUT BUMBLING IDIOTS.

There. Is that clear? I hate to sound like a intellectually vain bitch, but I bet I'm smarter than 70% of today's youth, where as 30 years ago, I would have gotten my ass kicked by the chess team and Star Trek nerds. (I am a Star Trek nerd, BTW.) Sad, but true. I'm not The smartest kid on earth, and I don't pretend to be, but I know I could kick the asses of most youth today... Intellectually speaking.

I'm compiled a list of things in the 21st century that is screwing up the minds of youth today:
Hannah Montana
Jonas Brothers
Basically anything by Disney that is not Classic Disney
American Idol
Reality shows
MTV (PLEASE take the M out of MTV.)
VH1
TV in general
Twilight (Oh yes, I went there.)
Most Young Adult books of the 21st century
Children's TV shows (Which goes under the TV thing, but have you seen Yo Gabba Gabba? WTF is that shit?)
Myspace (I do have a Myspace profile, but I use it for keeping in contact with friends and family I may not see all the time. I don't post slutty pictures inorder to become the next Tila Tequila. God I hate her so much...)
4Chan. Need I say more?
Most things on the internet (I love surfing the web, but you have to admit, most of it is turning our brain to mush.)

The list could go on, but I don't feel like wasting my valuible Monday time off. *looks at clock* 4:08... Shit... Never mind...